BREAKING: RISMAN ADMITS TO COLLUSION AND CHEATING, "I'M JUST TRYING TO WIN THIS LEAGUE HOWEVER I CAN"
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The commissioner and Adam, in happier times.
This is an update of a previous post.
Adam Risman, owner of the now forever-tainted Broadstreet Jags, has admitted openly to cheating and colluding in this year's draft. "I have Barkley. We were trading the whole time. You'll have to wait and see what happens," Risman said, speaking to the table in a Trumpian tone while he executed a back kickflip with his fingers and a Martin Sprockets pen.
Reporters repeatedly reached out to Kelcejaculate, the second party of this collusion, for comment, but he did not return any texts.
Other franchise owners will be meeting later today to decide on how to approach this issue which is rocking the league and threatens to tear it apart.
More to come.