69 Things I Know I Know: Part 2 of 3
Fantasy Dingo
Continued from the original post, "69 Things I Know I Know: Part 1 of 3":
24. No one in the Thrill League has won multiple championships. If that trend continues in 2017, half the league will have their name on the Dome by the beginning of the 2018 season.
25. Creamy Nugs' powerful keeper WR pairing of Mike Evans and Julio Jones is so hyped that it only has the potential to go in one direction: down. The Atlanta Falcons offense will be less powerful with Shanahan replaced by a walking Evan Williams bottle, and Mike Evans is being thrown to by a noodle arm.
26. The leading wide receiver for the Arizona Cardinals in 2017 will be...John Brown.
27. This season, Terrelle Pryor Snr. will lead the league...in drops.
28. If Thomas Frank Richard Epitath Brady III is already taken by pick #4, the Broadstreet Gags will take...Devonta Freeman.
29. For the first 7 weeks of 2017, Devonta Freeman will split snaps evenly with Tevin Coleman, until he is ultimately overtaken and benched for the last ten weeks of the season.
30. Michael Bluth Jnr. MBA DIC will draft Andrew Luck within the first 3 rounds of the 2017 Milwaukee Thrill Fest.
31. He will be drafting from a TGI Fridays on Mulholland Drive.
32. He will be wearing khakis and a blue and white check button down.
33. He will be hungover and alone, but he will also have ordered himself one of those 128oz Bud Lite beer towers.
34. Andrew Luck will play in fewer than 8 games this season.
35. Matt Ryan will not be a top 10 QB in 2017.
36. Kenneth Dixon will be a top 10 RB in 2017.
37. Kurt Warner's Wife will end the draft with no fewer than 3 QBs on his roster, including a keeper, one taken in the first 3 rounds, and one taken as a "stash" in Round 13. This will stir up great memories from Thrill Draft 2, when the Ewbungals took two QBs in the first four rounds.
38. SMTHRD, CVRD & FCKD will commit to drafting a bad boy roster by taking Joe Mixon and Marshawn Lynch rounds 1 & 2, Brandon Marshall and Ben Roethlisberger rounds 4 & 7, and the Bengals defense in round 13.
39. SMTHRD, CVRD & FCKD will pay for keeping Ezekiel Elliot by freaking out and reaching for Darren McFadden in the third round.
40. SMTHRD, CVRD & FCKD's WR2 will be none other than...Kenny Britt. He will be disappointed by this choice by Week 3.
41. The running back to own in Washington is the man who has fixed his fumbling ways...Matt Jones. He will end the season with 1,069 yards, 12 TDs and 0 fumbles.
42. Ted Ginn Jnr. will be off the board by round 9, and rightfully so: the new Saints stud projects as being the #2 wideout in the Saints backfield this year, with over 1,700 all purpose yards.
43. Cousin Dan...is not real.
44. Kirk Cousins will be drafted by Adam's Second Team in the sixth round (reach!).
45. The starting QB for the Los Angeles Rams by week 9 will be...Sean Mannion.
46. The Ewbungals' internet will drop out midway through the second round of the draft, causing him to go on Autodraft and take Ty Montgomery with the 18th pick in the draft.